Hey! Where's My Feet?

I’ve been turning over to healthy eating little by little for several years now… though the last few months have gotten out of control.  It’s not an excuse but the reason being… surprise surgery… it knocked me on my butt for 2.5 months and I still wasn’t able to exercise until a week or so ago. Anywho… I’m back to eating healthy and following a somewhat strict program.  I say strict because it’s not the carefree way of eating that I’m used to!  So this is it, I’m doing it, I’m sticking with it, and I’m making it work this time.  Sooo… last night I had a friend take some “before” pictures of me…. Ugh.  Who the heck is that tubbo in the pics?  I took one look at the picture of my backside and immediately was like, “dat ass”… though I think it was more like O.M.G. dat ass, where’d it come from and how did I not see the wide load coming!?  Seriously… I move around just fine, I don’t struggle to do things… so why don’t I feel as big as I look or am in ...

Being overweight has been a life long battle for me... I think I first joined Weight Watchers when I was 14!  I think I've tried every weight loss "method" known to man... grapefruit pills, Weight Watchers, cabbage soup, various prescribed meds, Atkins, slim fast, paleo, just to name a few... after years of yo-yo dieting I had finally figured out it's more about just eating healthy... but what's healthy? Seriously!  What's healthy anymore?  Eggs are bad for you, then they're good, then only the whites are good... butter is bad, you should use margarine instead... oh wait, butter is actually better for you and that other stuff is about 2 molecules away from becoming plastic.  WHAT!?  Oh sure, we've gotten lazier over the years as those handy inventions have come along to make things easier but how are we supposed to know what's truly healthy when doctors keep changing their minds?  Just look at Dr. Oz... great guy right?  I'm sure he's a v...

I’ve spent the week preparing for a new lifestyle of clean eating, researching, making lists etc… then Friday happened.   Usually the best day of the week right?   Still is, but let me tell ya – today was a bitch.   A bitch in heat.   Seemed no matter what I did, I was gonna get screwed… definitely was not a productive day. It started out with not having enough time to put together my lunch… something that will be changing with this new healthy lifestyle adventure.   So you know what that means… make a run for the border.   So the three musketeers piled in the car and away we went… As we stood there gazing at the menu I thought this would be a good time to try something new… so I got the same thing I always do. ;-)    My go to meal at Taco Bell is known as the T6 around these here parts… beef please, or at least as much beef as the FDA will allow you to get away with before throwing other non-beef crap in there.   So the usual 2 go...